{"product_id":"fake-iron-chain-dog-leash","title":"Fake Iron Chain Dog Leash for Small Dogs","description":"\u003ch3\u003eTen Pounds of Dog. Fifty Pounds of Attitude.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cstrong\u003efake iron chain dog leash\u003c\/strong\u003e is molded from lightweight plastic and textured to pass for cast iron at a glance. Your Chihuahua gets the look of a chain built for a mastiff, and carries none of the weight of one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eIt Looks Heavy and Weighs Nothing\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOversized links\u003c\/strong\u003e – the scale against a small dog is the whole joke, and it lands every time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMolded plastic\u003c\/strong\u003e – the cast iron texture is convincing, the weight is not there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMetal snap clip\u003c\/strong\u003e – clips to the collar your dog already wears.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThree lengths\u003c\/strong\u003e – close control or a longer leash, same links either way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePhotographs beautifully\u003c\/strong\u003e – the contrast reads instantly in a photo or a clip.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2029\/4006\/files\/noblias-fake-iron-chain-dog-leash-coiled-oversized-links.webp?v=1788925274\u0026amp;width=1000\" alt=\"The fake iron chain dog leash coiled to show the oversized molded links and their cast iron texture\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePeople Stop. People Ask. People Laugh.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA tiny dog dragging what looks like a ship’s chain gets a reaction on every street. It turns the walk into the part of the day where strangers stop to talk to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2029\/4006\/files\/noblias-fake-iron-chain-dog-leash-everyone-looks-twice.jpg?v=1788925274\u0026amp;width=1000\" alt=\"Everyone looks twice panel showing a shopping street reacting to a small dog walking on the funny oversized chain leash\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSmall Dog, Big Personality\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for the dogs that already act twice their size. Chihuahuas, Yorkies, Pomeranians and other small breeds wear it comfortably, and cats can use it too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2029\/4006\/files\/noblias-fake-iron-chain-dog-leash-whos-walking-who-chihuahua.jpg?v=1788925274\u0026amp;width=1000\" alt=\"Who is walking who panel showing a Chihuahua leading its owner on the oversized fake chain leash at sunset, for small dogs with big personalities\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Gift That Gets Opened First\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt arrives boxed, which makes it an easy present for the friend whose whole personality is their small dog.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2029\/4006\/files\/noblias-fake-iron-chain-dog-leash-gift-box-for-dog-lovers.jpg?v=1788925274\u0026amp;width=1000\" alt=\"Woman opening the fake iron chain dog leash in its gift box, presented as a present for dog lovers\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease check the size chart before ordering for the best fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSizes: S 22 links \/ 98.5 cm, M 34 links \/ 150 cm, L 41 links \/ 181.5 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLink size: 7.3 x 4.5 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: molded plastic with a cast iron texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAttachment: metal snap clip\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSuitable for: small dogs and cats\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSafety Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e A novelty leash for small pets on calm walks. Check the clip before each walk and supervise your pet while it is on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGive the Little One the Entrance They Deserve\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClip it on and let the street do a double take. Your dog will never work out why everyone is smiling.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Noblias","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":43783354548342,"sku":"NBL-0729","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43783354581110,"sku":"NBL-0730","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43783354613878,"sku":"NBL-0728","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2029\/4006\/files\/noblias-fake-iron-chain-dog-leash-with-matching-studded-collar.jpg?v=1788925274","url":"https:\/\/noblias.com\/products\/fake-iron-chain-dog-leash","provider":"Noblias","version":"1.0","type":"link"}