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That is the whole job of this \u003cstrong\u003efunny dog shirt\u003c\/strong\u003e, and the rest of the day it only has to stay comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy He Keeps It On\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThin knit with a little stretch\u003c\/strong\u003e – so it slides on over the head instead of being wrestled onto him\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo collar and no buckles\u003c\/strong\u003e – nothing to fasten, so a squirming dog is dressed in one motion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCurved hem along the belly\u003c\/strong\u003e – it follows his shape rather than bunching up under him when he sits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShort sleeves\u003c\/strong\u003e – the front legs stay free, so a walk is not a shuffle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGoes in with the normal wash\u003c\/strong\u003e – no hand washing and no special cycle before the next outing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2029\/4006\/files\/noblias-i-still-live-with-my-parents-dog-shirt-all-colors.jpg?width=1000\" alt=\"French Bulldog in the red I Still Live With My Parents dog shirt beside the same tee shown in six other colors.\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLight Enough for Three Seasons\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fabric is a thin cotton-feel knit rather than a heavy jersey, so he can wear it indoors in spring and fall without overheating. That is the difference between a shirt he keeps on and one you take off after the photo.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2029\/4006\/files\/noblias-i-still-live-with-my-parents-dog-shirt-red-flat-lay.jpg?width=1000\" alt=\"Red I Still Live With My Parents dog shirt laid flat, showing the round neck, short sleeves and curved hem.\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCut for a Dog That Moves\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hem curves away along the belly, so it does not roll into a band when he sits down. The sleeves stop short of the elbow, so nothing pulls when he breaks into a run.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0695\/2029\/4006\/files\/noblias-i-still-live-with-my-parents-dog-shirt-black.jpg?width=1000\" alt=\"French Bulldog lying on a bed in the black I Still Live With My Parents dog shirt.\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSame Joke, Your Pick of Color\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe print stays the same across every color, so you are choosing what suits his coat rather than a different design. Darker shades hide more between washes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease check the size chart in the product images before ordering — measure the back and the chest, and take the larger size if he sits between two.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thin cotton-feel knit with micro-elastic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNeck:\u003c\/strong\u003e Round, pull-on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSleeves:\u003c\/strong\u003e Short\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lake Blue, Khaki, Yellow, Black, Red, Purple, Royal Blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e S to 2XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine washable, quick drying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLet Him 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