I Still Live With My Parents Dog Shirt

He Gets the Laugh Before He Gets the Pat

Someone walks in, reads his chest, and laughs. That is the whole job of this funny dog shirt, and the rest of the day it only has to stay comfortable.

Why He Keeps It On

• Thin knit with a little stretch – so it slides on over the head instead of being wrestled onto him
• No collar and no buckles – nothing to fasten, so a squirming dog is dressed in one motion
• Curved hem along the belly – it follows his shape rather than bunching up under him when he sits
• Short sleeves – the front legs stay free, so a walk is not a shuffle
• Goes in with the normal wash – no hand washing and no special cycle before the next outing

Light Enough for Three Seasons

The fabric is a thin cotton-feel knit rather than a heavy jersey, so he can wear it indoors in spring and fall without overheating. That is the difference between a shirt he keeps on and one you take off after the photo.

Cut for a Dog That Moves

The hem curves away along the belly, so it does not roll into a band when he sits down. The sleeves stop short of the elbow, so nothing pulls when he breaks into a run.

Same Joke, Your Pick of Color

The print stays the same across every color, so you are choosing what suits his coat rather than a different design. Darker shades hide more between washes.

Size

Please check the size chart in the product images before ordering — measure the back and the chest, and take the larger size if he sits between two.

Specifications

• Fabric: Thin cotton-feel knit with micro-elastic
• Neck: Round, pull-on
• Sleeves: Short
• Colors: Lake Blue, Khaki, Yellow, Black, Red, Purple, Royal Blue
• Sizes: S to 2XL
• Care: Machine washable, quick drying

Let Him Deliver the Line at the Door

Some jokes land better on a dog, and this one lands before you have said hello.